May 2013
abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
Trying to look sexy while smiling:
laugh-addict:
Expectation:
Reality:
jakemalik:
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
Watchjakemalik:
me and my dog almost starved
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
abigaillx:
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
ap-calypse:
rewolf:
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
you guys are lana del gay
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
